I went to the Met today. Haven’t been there in years, but I’m on vacation and it’s a Sunday and it’s muggy in New York (shocking, I know). It might have been a mistake to pick today — there’s a Met’s game, and Yankee’s game, and the Puerto Rican Day parade. That equals a lot of ruckus on the 4 train.
But I made it there mostly sane and safe, and HELLO! Did you see the size of the Met recently? Seriously, I thought steroids was for baseball, not art! Was the building that big when I saw it last? I paid the $25 admission (yes, the woman at the counter told me it was a suggested fee, but I would feel terrible if I gave less — like I’m gypping a generation of school children out of their arts education) and hopped on an elevator (see below) to the fifth floor.
The exhibit I came for is called “Tomás Saraceno on the Roof: Cloud City” and in all honesty, I was a bit disappointed. Sure, the exhibit is funky, and I loved the mirrors and the use of steel wires, and the view was great, but…is that all?
The exhibit
I mean, it was fun. It was pretty. But…but…so is a roller coaster. So is Maz Jobrani (OK, he’s funny. Not sure about the pretty part; I’ll let you know after I do a Google Image search). So’s my nephew when he quotes Diary of a Wimpy Kid (he told the doctor his butt has a crack and he would like a new one). But art? Art should inspire. Art should uplift. Art shouldn’t be just a cheap but expensive (I’m looking at you, twenty-five bucks) thrill. Art should be more than looking at the city from five floors up. That’s fun, that’s beautiful, but that is not art! Or am a I being snobby? I like to think of art as culture. And culture is more than taking in the (gorgeous, green) sights of NYC.
Pretty, isn't it?
Of course, there is a price that we pay for culture. You can’t wait on the left side for the elevator — “Please wait on the right side, folks.” And once in the elevator, you can’t press the button. Some poor dude in a suit and hat has to press it for you. Really? I’m 22. I can work my way around an iPad (OK, so can an 18-month-old). I graduated college (OK, so did about a million other students in Brooklyn College). I have a job, for heaven’s sake! You’d think I can press a simple button. It’s not that hard. If you want to go to the fifth floor, you simply match it to the button that says “5” — no jive.
But it’s not just that. You can’t kneel or stand on benches in culture. They are for sitting only. And the only appropriate way to look at a Picasso is to gaze at it intensely, nod seriously, and take a photo of it (NO FLASH, SIR) with a large, clunky black “professional” (touristy) camera.
Not taken with a cool/oversized camera (alack!)
I’m really not being consistent here, am I? Art is uplifting culture, but I apparently hate culture. I’m turning into one of those angry cynical bloggers (but without the viewers) who thinks that all art is b.s. and the only culture involves food and/or barely dressed women with STDs.
My apologies. I don’t “understand” Picasso, but I’m quite all right if you love his art work. I like landscapes, and paintings that are so realistic they look like photographs, but are even clearer. I like lots of colors and I like historical artifacts and I like things that don’t involve collages of trash or toilet paper or the artist’s own hair.
This was cool, but do I like it as art?
I like cool exhibits and fun house mirrors, but I don’t like them as art. I like them as fun.
I guess in my sad little mind, art can’t be fun. Isn’t that sad?