Since a lot of us are majoring in some field in engineering, here are some clever jokes for us prospective engineers:
Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as [...]
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We had discussed this during class at some point, but i believe it is worthy of mentioning again. I had made the point that comedy is in some sense fleeting and ephemeral. Let me make my case a little more clearly now that i have the time. When one enjoys a comedic skit, or a [...]
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Even though I do take amusement in some dirty jokes, I am far more fond of clean jokes. I feel as if clean jokes require a certain amount of finesse that isn't necessarily required for their "dirty" taboo counterparts. I've added one of my favorite standup routines-- one which happens to be an entirely clean [...]
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Yo mama like the sun, look at her too long, and you're going to go blind.
Yo mama like a christmas tree
Yo mama like a doorknob
Yo mama like a 747
Yo mama like McDonalds
I think you know, remember, and can fill in the rest of those phrases.
What makes yo mama jokes so appealing and funny? Or was [...]
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"A smile a day keeps the doctor away," or maybe it's an apple. In any case, no one would deny the therapeutic effects of humour. (N.b. when I say humour I do not necessarily mean laughter.)
We could say that humour is the unexpected -- something said, observed, experienced which is outside of the normal [...]
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