Category — Funny Photos

A nice alternative to no-parking laws.

Two things caught my eye about this particular sign located in the Union Square 14th Street Subway Station:

1. Look at the date.
2. It is impossible to read the full sign without being:
   a) in a subway car, at which point it doesn’t matter.
   b) standing on the third rail, at which point the rats (and/or the poison) won’t be what is going to kill you

The Turkey with an attitude has been a recurring joke every fall. Once the leaves begin to change colors this Turkey comes out from the closet and graces my family with beady eyes and bad attitude. As you can see this particular Turkey chooses to wear it’s wattle over it’s beak instead of letting it hang out like a good Turkey. He refuses to be part of the mainstream poultry culture, therefore he is labeled a threat. His antisocial behavior must be reformed, but, oh boy, is this Turkey stubborn.

I’m in the New York State of Mind.

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don’t forget your (steel covered) umbrella!

Hazel enjoys chewing on Brownie’s ear instead of eating dog food…