From The Peopling of New York City

Daniel Salgado

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A student at Hunter College who is credited as being the first known person to master loafing, relaxing, and being generally lazy at the same time. Daniel first arrived in the United States when he plummeted to earth at speeds that modern technology has not yet the means to measure.

Things that Daniel Salgado enjoys include

• Waffles
• Walking barefoot in the sand
• Abraham Lincoln

(a+b) 2 = a 2 + 2ab + b 2 This equation is not Daniel Salgado