New Jerusalem

New Jerusalem

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Bible, King James. Rev 21 - v 6 - 27	LolCatBible, LOL Rev 21 - v 6 - 27
[6]I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely [7] He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. [9] And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife. [11] Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal; [12] And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel: [13] On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates. [14] And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb. [15] And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof. [17] And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel. [18] And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass. [22] And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are the temple of it. [23] And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof. [25] And the gates of it shall not be shut at all by day: for there shall be no night there. [27] And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.	6 "I is front cat, I is back cat, ur thirsty and water u can haz!7 If u winz u getz all teh priezes.8 But if u suck u lose. 9 Wun uf teh sevn hovr d00dz i wuz tellin u about sed "I showz u teh babi sheep's wief."10 He showded me Jerusalem which is weerd if u thinkz about it.11 It wuz shini.12 Dere wiz writin on teh doorz.13 An dere wuz twelv of dem.14 Dere wuz namez writtin on teh wall too. 15 Teh hovr d00d hadded a stik.16 Teh citi wuz squaer an kinda big.17 Teh wall wuz big too.18 An all shini.19 Teh wall was shini too.20 An colrfl.21 Teh doorz n evn teh street wuz shini. 22 No tempul tho, bcz Ceiling Cat is itz tempul.23 Itz so shini it duzint need a sun or a moon.24 Its so shini.25 U nevr haz to cloes teh doorz bcz it nevr getz dark LOL.26 Evribodi will go dere. (also its shini)27 Just teh good peeplz tho. It iz bai invitashn onli.

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