Rapture

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Bible, 1 Thessalonians 4 - v 13 - 18	LolCatBible, LOL Thessalonians 4 - v 13 - 18
But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive [and] remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Treasury of Scripture KnowledgeConcordance and Hebrew/GreekList Available Commentaries Wherefore comfort one another with these words.	"We kno taht baby Jebus taek teh invisible escalator after he haz ded, n so we believe ded catz will 2. We who iz still alive don go first wen baby Jebus taek invisible escalator 2nd tiem. Teh ded catz will. 4 baby Jebus taek invisible escalator down from ceiling, n maek lotz of noise n all teh ded catz will come out of teh groun n taek teh invisible escalator 2. We're in ur urf re-animatin ur corpses. After dat, teh lolcats taht still livin taek invisible escalator 2 ceiling. Up in teh air wif all tohse ded catz. omgwtfbbq. But we b wif baby Jebus n dat makez us teh happycatz. So u be happy bout floatin aroun wif all teh ded catz even tho tahts so weird. kthxbye."

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